omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
It is all ‘NO HUMAN. NO. I LICK YOU YOU DO NOT LICK ME THAT IS HOW IT WORKS’
how it feels to chew five gum
THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
this was one of the first things I ever reblogged
IT MUST BE ON MY BLOG AGAIN THEN.
THE IRONY - CAPTAIN AMERICA AS THE SLEEPING BEAUTY
KUZCO AS TONY STARK
KUZCO AS STARK